He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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