Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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