You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Shame - the story of my life.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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