Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
If that was your dad, he is hot
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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