kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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