you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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