What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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