i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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