i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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