i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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