Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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