I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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