you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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