You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I just want to make out with him forever
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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