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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
50% drunk capacity currently
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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