when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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