Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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