I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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