YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
