The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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