well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Panties = found
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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