I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
It's blow job season.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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