I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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