i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
