We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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