they need to just BURY HIM!
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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