apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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