I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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