So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
