What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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