Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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