Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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