sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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