Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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