I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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