Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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