dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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