I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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