Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it hurts more in the daytime
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
My penis needs a shock collar
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