S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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