I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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