...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
