Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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