I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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