Duck Duck Cougar?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You need Xanax blowdarts
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Randomize
