i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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