It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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