Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I have feelings that need drinking.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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