how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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