your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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